Arrived on tuesday and realised i surely are not cut out for flying.The cabin was so hot which led to dehydration after an hour.On top of that i brought with me a lovely australian flu.On top of that again i took 5 sleeping tablets but being the hopeless sleeper i am i still could'nt sleep.All those factors and i felt like and looked like shit on arrival to the states.
Ok,from there( L.A) we hire a chevy 8 seater and drive more hours through the desert to vagas.The drive reminded me of the rages in central australia.Only these were much bigger and not red.
Vegas sucked.The lights and the whole idea was cool and crazy but everything was exspensive and the way i felt made me fell over it rather quickly.After a few beers and cruising the strip i felt like a little country boy in the big city that talked kinda funny.
Outta there and heading back to L.A i had some feral grease with a little food and sugar on top.There is no wonder amerocans are all fat shits.The food is unbeleivibly bad and they love the couch and tv.
We cruised beverly hills and hollywood via sunset strip.That was just the smallest bit more normal thatn vegas.Then hit venice beach,home to the doors and baywatch.It was a reasonably chilly night so there were'nt all the freaks out i expected.Got blind on the lifesaving towers and crashed in "ye ol chev".
Next day went south to orange county(you girls might know it from that trashy show) and stayed with some friends.They explained that no one in the states walks barefoot,but only the white trash have no shoes.Now this explained all the seedy looks i had got in previous days.
I had two allright surfs in huntington and went to an improvisation show.It was like an old peoples mental asylum.I had to get up on stage and act out a little play,i think i kinda sucked with my dry outback accent.
Now today i have arrived where it all begins,Mexico.I crossed the border and am staying in downtown tijuana.The street is absolutely jumping,music,people and action everywhere.I am the only blue eyed white trash on the street and that feels strange but exciting.Number one targets i think.
Im happy to be out of the states as it is expensive and the people talk funny and eat bad food.Ha Ha,go you aussie
