tijuana take me away.Went for the old one beer and ended up having a huge one.The best was the fat senor with a whistle who pours copiuos amonts of tequila down your thrat for a whole two dollars.(pearcey you would love it here,$1.30 for quality beers)First he puts a towel around your neck,blows a loud shitty whistle so everyone looks at you then pours it straight down and you just gotta cop it.Especially when someone buys it for you purely for been australian.The shit was so good it made my mouth go numb.Left the pub after making a couple of yankee friends and indulged in my first mexican burrito at 1am.The puppy weighed about 20 kilos but took a good two minutes to eat.
So i awoke with of course a massive hangover that lasted all day but at least i didnt get shot at or stabbed which is what i thought it may be like.
Flew out of tijuana over the baja coast to mainland mexico,a place called mazatlan is where i hope to get a car.
Feeling shite as got a room and hit the streets,met some hilairious freaks and got hit up for weed,and mexican pussy straight away.Being the classy kinda guy i am i refused sternly and kept on my merry way.
The next day was car hunting day.Dont know what day it is cos ive allready lost them,feels great.It was kinda hard as there seems to generally be no laws and no rules in mexico(my kinda place).Not speaking good spanish yet also didnt help.Plus not having a mexican address i found i couldnt register a car but.
After a whole day of sweat,heat,dodgy dealers and smog filled lungs we found a deal.These gys were classic,selling all sorts of gear from a downtown park.The car is big and blue,driven,brought or stolen from the states.We have a special pass that gives thirty days to drive it.This pass i dont think is even legal as it is photcopied.On top of that the receipt is in handwriting form god knows who,i dont think he exists.Soooo,could be a very interestig drive through mex.
