YOU KNOW YOUR.....WHEN.......

YOU KNOW YOUR IN NORTH QUEENSLAND WHEN
The only take away beer you can buy is bloody xxxx or shitty vb,

Truckys sit up your ass in anger

Every bogan has a bundy can in their hand

Its fucken hot in the middle of winter

EY is added onto the end of every sentence ey

society runs at half the pace of any southern state

you get called a mexican

if you dont fight spew or root a feral the your an outcast or a homo from down south

the words f#@k and c#@t are used even by grandma's

Yep you know your in north queensland when all these happen,
but the best is you know your in north queensland whend there is and endless supply of some of the most beautiful beaches in the world at every stop,tropical with palms,no people,amazing blue water,crocs and stingers.

EAST COAST TREASURE'S

Well it was a quick trip up the coast.
From start i had a friend shuan from sydney,who came down for a vicco easter with me to keep company on route as far as sydney.
Night 1 we spent at my amazing aunties most beautiful property on the doorstep of the murray river,a real hidden treasure.
After a lovely feed and a few drinks it was bed,then wake up and bang it on to sydney,(poofter capital of australia as mick from wolf creek says).
There i stayed with Ali,a lovely fun hot young sydneysider i travelled with in peru.She also put on a great host act with a wonderful seafood bbq,beer and lots of red on her balcony overlloking freshwater beach,thenx mate your a gem.
Next stop,byron bay for some waves,another visit of friends and a think stop to get a plan on where to work and stop.
Spent four days there,the place is still wild,busy and a little,actually a lot annoying.Spent time with the brianna's having fun as usual with them and spent b's 28th also with her.Happy b'day ya old shagger.
Then i made the decision to head for cairns where i heard the work was plentiful along with the sunshine.So bang up,thats when the days driving became long and the highway became lonely.
Four days of highway at 80kms per hour in the best van in the world,yep she still goes anywhere in oz without argument,2500 of the best dollars ive ever spent.
Anyway,hit north queensland to call in on a mystery man unnamed,but here is a hint.He is still the funniest guy i have ever met,good on ya freddo.
Then cairns,
So two weeks later ive driven the entire east coast of oz from bottom to top in search of the unknown.
Thanx to all the lovely people that welcomed me warmly,i love you dearly and feel very special to have you as friends.
Its all just too easy so if you want to travel,well, Just bloody do it.

DOWN UNDIES

Ooops i mean down under,but if you want to down your undies then i suggest you do as you please.
So i was back in oz in december for a colorful ordinary crazy f*#ked up family christmas.Funny when you returning feeling a different person but as soon as your back everything is still the same as you left,then you just fall into your old life,anyway....
I was in torquay doing bugger all work,lots of surfing,getting bumped by a solid shark that one week later bit some tasty man,
partying every weekend usually with lil travi bakos the pocket rocket and enjoying life around my family and nephew's,ooh and neese.
So it was all pretty cruisy working partime and enjoying the coastal living until i realsied i had no money and no inspiration in victoria.This prompted an idea to take off up the coast with no real plan,no map and no cash in hope of something finding me.
So, april 10,gone from vicco,after my 28th and a cricket match with the boys,thanks friends,family,girls,girls,and hotties of victoria for giving me a memorable summer and start to 2007 in victoria.