WARNING> this story is'nt really going to be tastefull (i don't know if any of mine are anyway).So if you don't like hearing about human shits,ha ha, then i would quickly skip to the next blog.
During the week i finally succumbed to the dreaded pain in the guts accompanied by the runs.Its been a long time coming with all the hot food and am amazed it took two months.For the first time in my adult life i shat me jox,it wasnt running out the bottom of my pants or nothing nut it sure was a solid follow through.So at the same time as feeling like a bit of a dirty feral with bog in my jox i was kinda excited about it too,as i had heard so many stories of others doing it here and in indo.
One afternoon of a day of been really gassy and letting them rip in the mornings of school like there was no tomorrow(luckily school was outdoors) but my teacher still copped it i think,i couldnt even stand the smell of them myself.So in the arvo i was bedridden with the most painfull stomachache ever,i was curled up for hours in heaps of pain until i hit up the dunny.Wow,i think i just had the biggest bog on human record,had to flush three times before i had finished.I then realised why my guts was so sore,i was carrying about four ton of waste and just unloaded it all at once,like a septic tank cleaner.As you could imagine it was'nt too pretty and there is no photo needed for this story.
After i felt like i had just run a marathon and retired early to bed,i was still feeling ill but not as bad.During the night i had to get up for yet another solid session on the bogger,i was still amazed by the amount i had in me and the amount of poo tickets (dunny roll) i was going through.I woke in the morning only to feel so crook,not the stomach this time but the headaches,nausious and absolutely no energy.I attempted spanish classes but when i colapsed onto the grass after an hour my teacher decide it was pointless in me been there.I hit bed again and woke up about three.Felipe,my host family father dood,came in with some tablets for my stomache and head.The best thing about over here is you can buy all your anti biotics and medicines over the counter.Anyway he sure new what was going on cos about six hours later after taking only two doses of each i was nearly completely cured.Thank christ.
